Y'know what? I was expecting so much worse. People talk about this game like it's a barely functional trashfire that has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. And while it's not a good game by any stretch of the imagination, it's nowhere near that bad. The levels are too long, the combat is overly simple, the writing is pretty bad, and every other aspect of the game can be summed up as just plain "bad". But it's not unplayable. It's not a trashfire. It's not an unmitigated disaster like I was lead to believe it is. It was interesting to see it first hand and now I plan on never thinking about this game ever again.