I always wanted to play this game just because people on this site hate it a lot. I was curious but it wasn't enough just to try it for a bit and say no more. No, I did the whole game, all 6 stages and I have to say it's not the worst thing ever but it's still pretty bad.

First off this game gives a horrible first impression, I'd argue the game starts at it's hardest in the first stage because you just don't have any of the better weapons. I'm not saying the game really gets much better but you'll be able to get through it easier with better weapons.

There's so much wrong about this game like how you have no i-frames or how the boss difficulty fluctuates wildly and also most of the time last way too long. None of the stages are fun and it almost feels like they gave up by the end because there's so little things to get in your way. Hell the second to last boss in the game can be beaten by just being in the top left corner and shooting, he'll never hit you.

The collision detection on stages is also scuffed, it's so easy to just get stuck on something and while I'm glad you don't die instantly from being crushed, it still makes me think it's a lazy work around for bad game design. It's also just a mess combined with the awful hit detection on many things, like I stg the hammer just doesn't work sometimes.

Did I mention yet how ugly the music is because omg it's soooo bad! Like go listen to this if you want to hear something wretched. It doesn't even look all that good either but It's not too surprising to me.

This game is not worth playing for anyone, I wouldn't even say kids should play it which I have heard some people recommend this game to. It's just not fun and when it's not reminding you of it's poor design left and right, nothing about it is engaging. It's a mess and personally I'm baffled this is on Steam. It does have co-op but even that wouldn't save this awful attempt of a shmup. Still can't believe I beat the game.

Reviewed on Dec 03, 2022


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