I, AS A GEMINI, MUST ENDORSE THIS GAME

my brother & i played this when he was home from school with an ingrown toe nail & i loved it ever since. it may be empty but ... very important.

Reviewed on Dec 10, 2022


15 Comments


love that 4 u < 3
whats empty, the toenail or jet force
definitely not the toenail, that boy was oozin & goozin
oozin & goozin, jet force gemini never losin

1 year ago

g... goozin?

1 year ago

urban dictionary says goozing is platonic spooning so i'm confused too
weatherby, you seem very sweet don't you worry about the gooz. i’m so sorry CURSE told you like this
until a med student cauterizes your very own toe & ur kid rock loving mom feeds you expired t3s all night long you just can’t understand
kid rock does remind me of an ingrown toe nail there may be a correlation

1 year ago

this is a lot to take in
it’s probably the bawitdaba, or at the very least da bang, da dang diggy diggy
my scientific findings have led to discovering up jump the boogie, i should have chosen another profession
I can't catch up with these newfangled slangs and I'm a ZOOMER, is this how Millennials feel?

1 year ago

as an elder millennial who lived through kid rock's rise to fame i hang my head in shame for my generational peers
you should feel elated that you don't have to live in a world where kid rock is popular
it was just this past summer
i was just trying to enjoy a little bitchy beer. my brother was yelling about some wrestling drama, kid rock blasting through the house … i got so scared