i really don’t wanna be like a dickhead about this game okay? i see it, i understand the impact, it kicked off one of my favorite genres of games, but like cmon guys you cant deny it plays like ass alright you simply can’t try to turn mario’s cubic ass around like a fucking shopping cart and tell me it’s the best game ever okay sunshine and odyssey are right there

but like i said it’s a cornerstone, i just hate playing it