This game is SAO but I don't fall sleep because Chang exists

I would rather work as a cashier IRL

Gotta add to the bucket list "fuck a woman 10 years older than me and make her call me Daddy"

Leave me alone in a room with Jill and nobody is pull... oh wait sorry, wrong "Twisted Worlds"

I didn't realize before how much I wanted to run a spaceship with Tony the Tiger (and piston-fuck a green-haired-elf into oblivion)

Truly, the ultimate wanker experience

Damn, now I know why (German moustache man) was so upset about not getting into art school

The lady works a blacksmith, give her muscles for fucks sake

Sex game but the sex is locked behind having a cool personality (just like in real life)

As British people would call it, "a sad wank innit"

I wish going to the gym meant being edged by a busty Frankenstein

This game is so unrealistic, rich people don't know how to fuck

I didn't know winning twice at rock-paper-scizors qualified me for a blowjob

Trans girl feels gender dysphoria about having a huge shlong but pulls multiple girlfriends and they reinforce her self-esteem (it should have been me)

All things considered, a respectable amount of MILFs