Game #6 of my "seasonal game binge"

I don't know what I can even say about this game. It speaks for itself. Anybody remember the scenes in the Die Hard movies where John McClane Tatsumaki kicks 5 thugs at once, Shoryukens their asses off a building, fights giant robots with anime as fuck laser beams, and kicks a woman in the face as the camera pans over it from half a dozen different angles? So do I.

When somebody says QTEs are inherently bad, I'm using this and Dynamite Cop as my counterargument.

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Reviewed on Dec 24, 2021


2 Comments


2 years ago

don't care

2 years ago

don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + bluepilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom