If you can get past the first few hours of annoyingly dense Forspoken-for-Men dialogue, and an entire games worth of spongy Imitation Bioshock combat and janky puzzles, you earn yourself a few genuinely interesting narrative sequences and the main character talking less and actually coming off like a real human being. It was enough to make me believe that despite it's rocky start, the game was actually going to lead up to something unique, cool, and memorable.

It didn't. Don't bother.