[Verse 1]

I'm gonna take a leak, but I'm too scared to pee

'Cause if I wet the bed and my mom finds out

She'll be really mad, and I don't want to die

I'll hold it in until it feels like I'm gonna die

She told me once that she used to do the same thing

So maybe she's done it a few times more

But her point was to try to make me strong

If I just hold it in 'till it hurts real bad

Then I won't cry and it won't seem so bad

[Chorus]

I need to take a pee, I really need to take a pee

I really need to take a pee, I really need to take a pee

If I just hold it in 'till it hurts real bad

Then I won't cry and it won't seem so bad

I need to take a pee, I really need to take a pee

I really need to take a pee, I really need to take a pee

If I just hold it in 'till it hurts real bad

[Verse 2]
One time, my dad was taking a shower

While he was in there, I started to yell

Mom came running, I tried to stop but it was too late

He had filled the tub with his thick white pee

Now whenever I take a shower with my dad

I make sure the water's as warm as can be

'Cause if it's too cold, then I know I'll get caught

He once filled up the house with cold water

I had to run from room to room and scream

Now I'm extra careful not to wet the bed

But if I do, then I know I'll have to leave

[Chorus]

I need to take a pee, I really need to take a pee

I really need to take a pee, I really need to take a pee

If I just hold it in 'till it hurts real bad

Then I won't cry and it won't seem so bad

I need to take a pee, I really need to take a pee

I really need to take a pee, I really need to take a pee

If I just hold it in 'till it hurts real bad

Then I won't cry and it won't seem so bad

[Bridge]
I've tried holding it in for as long as I could

But there's nothing in the world that feels better than peeing

So when the time comes and my body tells me to go

I'll have to let it go, even if it means I'll die

[Chorus]
I need to take a pee, I really need to take a pee

I really need to take a pee, I really need to take a pee

If I just hold it in 'till it hurts real bad

Then I won't cry and it won't seem so bad

I need to take a pee, I really need to take a pee

I really need to take a pee, I really need to take a pee

If I just hold it in 'till it hurts real bad

Then I won't cry and it won't seem so bad

[Outro]
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