A chintzy bullet to the head for the "lol but it's SUPPOSED to be bad!!1!" genre of video games. Not even amusingly bad in the slightest, just feels like a bootleg mobile phone game you'd give to a toddler to keep them quiet for half an hour. I kept expecting an "Ad will close in 14 seconds" window for some scam company to pop up. It's not that I don't get the joke here - oh believe me I do, it's just not a funny one. The colors are nice I guess.