If this went more of an L.A. Noire-ish route instead of shoehorning in combat sections I woulda been fucking with this heavy. The long, tedious sequences of constantly mowing down redundant enemies is exhausting. I'd maybe knock it for the obvs Twin Peaks rip off but majority of video game stories rip off something better anyway.

I have a big issue with one of the protagonist's inner monologues. He says that he loved everything Richard Donner directed so he saw the Lost Boys on release. WRONG! The Lost Boys was directed by JOEL SCHUMACHER BUCKO! NOT RICHARD DONNER! BOOM! BONG BONG!