If Spelunky 2 could speak: Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant.
I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass fella!
You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to play my game sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to play blowing a dick daily.
Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose.
You should kys, NOW!
And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble.
Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kys!
I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass fella!
You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to play my game sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to play blowing a dick daily.
Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose.
You should kys, NOW!
And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble.
Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kys!
I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.