Interesting story here: I got this game for free when I was ~12 by a per chance checking of Amazon's app store one day (I played it on a Kindle Fire. Yes, really). I played it, and made a let's play out of it by pointing a fucking camera at the screen, which I then posted to Facebook. I hope this "let's play" is, and will be, forever lost to the abyss.

And now my memories of this game are permanently tainted. Thanks, unfettered internet access as a child. At least the rule 34 is good.