Yeah, that's right, it's CATECHUMEN, the non-violent Christian FPS where you shoot roman soldiers with the word of God and when you "kill" one of them, instead of dying they see the light and fall down on their knees in prayer while the choir sings "HAAAALLELUJAH" in the background. No, of course it's not any good, don't be ridiculous. It's significantly worse than SUPER 3D NOAH'S ARK and THE WAR IN HEAVEN. Get real.
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@RoyalFury Godspeed, lol. I didn't even come close to doing it justice, trust me
Is this what people are thinking of when they think of the roman empire?
Props for digging this one out and giving it a whirl. I went on a bit of a Christian game bender and somehow never got my hands on this one. Mostly I just couldn't will myself past the poor-taste premise and the "blessed assurance" that the gameplay would be dogshit. Did you really play through the whole thing?
@mjoshua oh hell no, not even close. It's almost too janky to play for any longer than a little while. The controls are insane
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