A goofy, ugly mess. No actual game design to speak of, just a hundred or so half-thought-through ideas barfed out and mishmashed together on top of some sub-WOLFENSTEIN 3D levels. There are a couple fun concepts somewhere in there, but they are buried under a mountain of self-indulgence. I've always felt bad that the Johns fired Tom Hall off of DOOM but, man, oh man, does this game vindicate that decision.

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