Yeah, I'm not playing any more than 10 minutes of this.

Was it illegal for British people to make good video games until like the 2000s? Like oy, guv, blimey, you're right makin' a game that works correctly? S'got actual gameplay and animation does it? You're off your head mate, we'll nick you for that. Off to confinement wiv ya.

Oh, oh, but legendary composer Nigel Graham Dingleson worked on this!! He did the music for all the,,,,,,,,, literally shutup

Reviewed on Sep 24, 2022


14 Comments


1 year ago

So you've written two reviews about this on different platforms both needlessly insulting the British and with stereotypes here from 100 years ago. Really fucking bizarre.

1 year ago

Oh I think it's quite needed

1 year ago

Also what stereotypes ...?

1 year ago

You realise no one in the UK speaks like that?

1 year ago

Lol dude are you serious

1 year ago

I'd respond to this in cockney rhyming slang but I'm not smart enough to do those off the cuff

1 year ago

@FallenGrace I think it was just a dumb joke

actually he's secretly a Brit but really doesn't want people to know, which is why he's portraying them like this. He's just really insecure about his nationality for some reason, that's all.

1 year ago

i dont think it was a joke. i went to the uk and they all spoke like that?

1 year ago

HylianBran how dare you, I've never been more insulted in my life

1 year ago

ow dare you do this, bruv. the queen as just passed an yer avin a laugh. wot of national pride, eh? wot of VALOR? oy, this is nuffin but naff, ya bellend. bloody ell! a bloomin plonker you are! i can't believe you've done this.

1 year ago

br*tish 'people' 🤢

1 year ago

We're having fun here but in all seriousness FallenGrace there's a good chance that I'll end up playing another British-made video game at some point, and just statistically speaking it's likely to be really bad, so yknow fair warning I guess

1 year ago

I'll let Nigel Graham Dingleson know about your besmirchment of their good name! All while during the 1,000 year moment of silence for the queen too!!! How dare you good sir!!!! puts beans on toast

1 year ago

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1 year ago

It's a right mess in here, lad