It's SUPER MARIO 64, but about two-thirds worse in every single aspect, and instead of saying "wahoo" and "yippee", your guy does Austin Powers lines.
It boring to talk about the voice over in this game because that's all anyone does, but it is also truly the only notable thing about it, so! Dana Gould seems like a smart and talented guy, and there is, of course, a perfectly serviceable in-universe reason for Gex the boob tube burnout to only speak in movie quotes, but unfortunately that doesn't mean it's not annoying. That character choice and the style of game put this high in the running for Most Dated Game Ever. And if it were a better play, it could be forgiven. But it's not, so it isn't.
It boring to talk about the voice over in this game because that's all anyone does, but it is also truly the only notable thing about it, so! Dana Gould seems like a smart and talented guy, and there is, of course, a perfectly serviceable in-universe reason for Gex the boob tube burnout to only speak in movie quotes, but unfortunately that doesn't mean it's not annoying. That character choice and the style of game put this high in the running for Most Dated Game Ever. And if it were a better play, it could be forgiven. But it's not, so it isn't.