It's KLONOA, but about three-quarters worse in every single aspect, and instead of playing as an ultra-kawaii mascot and his little friend, you're a cut-rate Lara Croft wannabe whose sidekick is Greg Proops.

Looks like the kind of game a tv show would mock up to be in the background of a scene - pretty much every asset looks placeholder. And it plays about as good as it looks.

Reviewed on Mar 25, 2023


4 Comments


1 year ago

Also, the heroine in this game canonically got plowed by Gex. Have fun trying to live that down, lady.
I should probably try this version instead of the N-Gage one at some point

1 year ago

You can play as a "kawaii" anime girl in the Japanese version, renamed Magical Hoppers. It doesn't change the fact that it's not great though.

1 year ago

Really! Well I can't imagine why these hideous early-cg character designs wouldn't appeal to our Japanese friends. Stunned this crap made it over there.