I honestly believe that this has a claim on being the worst video game ever made.

Are there shooters with worse controls and movement? Yes.

Are there games with worse visuals for their time? Tons.

Are there games with a more clumsily told, bloated story? Uh, sure, probably some.

Are there games with worse audio? Animation? Enemy AI? Shooting? Item management? Shameless male gaze? Insulting 'puzzles'? Out of place assets? General jank? Yes to all.

But is there ANY other game that is THIS BAD at ALL of those things, simultaneously? While also being one the biggest AAA releases of its year, from a world-class publisher, who spent more money and manpower on it than literally any game they had EVER made before? Has there EVER been a bigger swing and a bigger, more embarrassing miss?

Reviewed on Feb 24, 2021


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