I played this for the first time today and beat it in 30 minutes and 0 of those 30 were fun. It isn’t the worst game I’ve seen in my life but it was bad enough. The whole game is randomly hit something in the water, swim in a one screen setting and shoot stingrays and jellyfish to get shells that somehow make your weapon stronger, then wait for jaws to attack you and just shoot him until his health bar runs out. Then for the finale he plays joust with your ship. I had no idea what I was doing and still beat it in the time you can heat up a Digiorno pizza.

Reviewed on Aug 23, 2022


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