"A legion of horribles, hundreds in number, half naked or clad in store bought assets or ludonarrativical or wardrobed out of a fevered dream with the skins of plastic and clay baddery and pieces of model still tracked with the code of prior owners, coats of slain Jumbo Joshes, frogged and braided kittysaurus jackets, one in a boiler hat and one with an party hat and one in pink ribbon and a bloodstained mouth and some in headgear or cranefeathers or rawhide helmets that bore the horns of bull or buffalo and one in a royal crown worn backwards and otherwise naked and one in the suit of a court jester, the breastplate and pauldrons deeply dented with old blows of jokes or poems done in another garten by men whose very bones were dust and many with their models spliced up with the models of other beasts until they trailed upon the ground and their monsters' ears and tails worked with bits of brightly colored plastic and one whose bird's whole head was painted pink red and all the monsters's faces gaudy and grotesque with daubings like a company of mounted clowns, banban hilarious, all howling in a barbarous tongue and riding down upon them like a horde from a hell more horrible yet than the brimstone land of Freddy Fazbear reckoning, screeching and yammering and clothed in smoke like those vaporous beings in regions beyond right knowing where the eye wanders and the lip jerks and drools." -Banban Meridian, or The Evening Badness in the Indie Horror Community by Cormack Banbarty

You can get jumpscared in the first five seconds because get fucked. This one actually has gameplay, I can't remember them reusing a "puzzle" once, but they do make you backtrack to every single fucking place four-five times with absolutely nothing going on after you get the thingamajig. The puzzles are actually not mediocre and give you the opportunity to pass them without dying once if you drop the cocomelon asmr stim for a hot minute. The warwatchparty wasn't as rambounctious as previous episodes which sadly left me to fully experience the game in all it's glory. The voice acting was kinda interesting this time due to the fact they are actually trying to do something inside the game with the characters which it's at the very least an attempt.
I can't keep going on with this shit man, they had to resort to bribing me with games to keep playing. Thanks @FranzMagitek for Doom 3 BFG, I hope we both die in related circumstances.