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I AM THE SAVANT. FUCK THIS GAME AND IT'S FLASHING VISUAL DOO DOO (thanks, Jack). HOW DO YOU MAKE ART THIS AMAZING THEN MAKE YOUR GAME ONE OF THE MOST UNREADABLE MESSES OF ALL TIME. FUCK THIS SHIT AND THE INCONCISTENT INVINCIBILITY STRAT. FUCK ENDLESS MODE, BUT I BEAT THAT SHIT ANYWAY. 10 MINUTES. ALL ACHIEVEMENTS. FUCK YOU SAVANT YOU SHITSTER. HOLDING LEFT CLICK MY ASS, MY FINGER HURTS FROM THIS GAME. DUMPED PROBABLY 2 HOURS TRYING TO GET THAT STUPID ENDLESS MODE ACHIEVEMENT. I FUCKING HATE SNAKES AND I HATE THIS GAME. TOO EASY, I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THIS SHIT. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM. THIS IS A CHALLENGE. WHOEVER MADE THIS GAME SHOULD BURN IN HELL. THIS SHIT IS NOT A 10/10. DOO DOO ASS GAME. IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE ANYTHING SINCE THE CAMERA PANS AROUND AS YOU MOVE THE MOUSE ASS GARBAGE. JUST LET ME SEE THE WHOLE SCREEN.

Reviewed on Mar 07, 2024


2 Comments


1 month ago

Truthful! Couldn't have worded it better.