Doorhandle864's review of Valorant

Doorhandle864

Abandoned

Windows PC

Huge steaming pile of garbage. The game is impossible to enjoy without initially sinking ~60 hours into it, only around half of the guns in the game are actually viable, the players are beyond insufferable, and the anticheat is an actual virus, which PERMANENTLY slowed down my PC, and uninstalled my keyboard & mouse’s softwares. The mind-numbing gameplay consists of nothing more than either holding one angle for god knows how long, or two players peeking back and forth from that same angle, only describable as being like Footsies in fighting games if the characters didn’t have legs. The worst part is the players’ reaction if you try to deviate from the brain-rotting meta and have the AUDACITY to try and have fun. One time I was playing ranked with my cousin in the same room, and I was so sick of the fucking yoo-hoo gameplay that i ran into the bomb site, immediately got sniped, and my cousin got up and roundhouse kicked me in the head. 0/10 would rate lower if I could.

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Reviewed on Jan 03, 2024

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Doorhandle864

4 months ago

Something to note is that I think the game would be much better if they merged all the maps into one single island, increasing the player count per game, had every player jump out of a flying bus to start at whatever location they’d like, had them scavenge for weapons on the ground instead of spending their hard earned cash, and added simple building mechanics, like being able to place walls, ramps, floors, and cones. This would add much more dynamic & fast paced gameplay that would be much more exciting to play/watch than having two people play peekaboo at each other from corners of the map.