Perfect Vermin
#9
PC - Steam 
Beaten May 13th, 2023


Beautiful mini-game that is best going in knowing nothing! So if you're reading this and you're not me... just play it!


Otherwise, this is a delightful "smash em up" where you're a cleaner sent into an office.. only you're here to kill mimics disguised as office furniture! There's a wonderful gag at the beginning "use wasd to move", okay sure, normal, here we go. "Use LMB to interact" - immediately swing and destroy a door with a sledgehammer rather than a just open it lolol, excellent intro. So you go through a few maps as narrated by a decaying newscaster, where we learn that this may just be all an allegory for the cancer that is killing him... excellent outro in that sense as things get more and more fucked up in the "office" which we can definitely tell is his body. 




So yeah, excellent theme with great minecraft-esque graphics and fun gameplay and lasts about 20 minutes. Kinda perfect for what it is.




AND FUCK YOU SOAP!!




Final Grade: A