i'm very neutral on justin roiland, i don't find him super funny but this game convinced me his humor just isn't for me, and i shouldn't play anymore squanch games. i will say, i find it weird how many people absolutely fucking despise him and his humor, and then played this game/reviewed it when it was pretty clear what this game was gonna be. i didn't like it either but i didn't go in expecting to have an awful time because i hate roiland so much, that's a very weird angle to come at this game from.

that's all to say, i didn't like this game, LOL. if you're like me and don't give a shit about how unfunny it is and just want to play a creative looking FPS game, it's not very good at that. it has some interesting ideas, but they're all kind of ripped from various other games and implemented worse. the grapple hook isn't particularly satisfying, none of the guns feel amazing (the shotgun feels awful especially), and the worlds aren't interesting enough to have the desire to return to old areas and use your wacky new abilities. there are very few small moments where a lot is going on, and you're chaining abilities together and it starts to click but that happened like 2 times in the entire game and lasted for about 5 seconds total.

if you're a fan of justin roiland and his humor, i'm sure this game will be a blast for you! i'm not, so i didn't get a kick out of that, which clearly is by far the main appeal. the only positive i can give in that regard is there's a solid voice cast, people like andy daly, psychicpebbles, and especially tim robinson were fun to hear from. even beyond that though, i was hoping for a decent FPS and while it's not anything god awful, it's an aggressively mediocre and uninteresting FPS that graphically looks terrible and is in no way worth a $60 price tag. we're in an age where a brand new industry defining FPS game is coming out every other week, so even with game pass this one isn't particularly worth your time if the writing isn't your style.

tim robinson was awesome though. i'll never shit talk tim robinson.

Reviewed on Dec 16, 2022


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1 year ago

you should play ultrakill you'd prob like it :D
i wanna give it a shot!! i'm also thinking i'll finally get around to playing doom 2016 soon :3