I'll criticize this version since is the last and most complete one.

Is the definitive game, fun, manliness, an objectively superior reward such as physical item, testosterone, good taste, and more.

Unironically I feel more Gigachad playing this than on my routines at gym or on my work as mercenary.

My every time partners are Barry, my first mate, an Awesome fellow Texan Acro with a powerful Burning Dash, My little big hearth Talarurus Sent, my other armoured tank Inel, a Panoplosaurus, and my gentle giants, Confede the Para and Rate the Corythosaurus.

All of them have a special Place on my hearth.