Really really fucking glad I tried the Game Boy Bonk games. I was convinced they were just ports but they're completely new games.

And they're good ones! This one goes a step further from the first GB game and makes Bonk control even better. Everything else I said still applies to this game, as well. Except this game has slightly better boss fights and worse bonus levels (there's only one bonus level)

Play these games. They're short but very fun platformers.