December, 2023

03

-

0h 54m

Started

Finished

Did some runs on normal. Died halfway through to a spooky squirrel.

-

Started / Finished

September, 2023

18

iOS

0h 33m

Started

Finished

The Kashimo skin grabbed my attention but I just wasn't interested enough in the gameplay to stay with this.
iOS

Started / Finished

12

0h 40m

Started

Finished

Tried but abandoned because of gamebreaking bug that is too much of a pain to circumvent.
(Steam playtime only shows 6 minutes for some reason but that isn't true):

Started / Finished

July, 2023

08

-

0h 17m

Horrible. Tried to beat stage 1 on hard but it's too messy.

-

June, 2023

23

-

0h 2m

Started

Finished

Got the single achievement and left

-

Started / Finished

20

-

0h 20m

Finished

no.nonononononononononono

-

Finished

April, 2023

27

0h 36m

Started

Finished

Got to stage 10 without continuing. Died, realized I don't like the actual game to be forced to earn all achievements there, uninstalled.

Started / Finished

February, 2022

22

Finished

I saw Xulgon, I noticed what I had to do to beat it. And gave up. After enduring all those other Invasion bosses I was just too tired.

Finished

November, 2021

13

Finished

4th level done and dropped.

Finished

April, 2020

April, 2018

29

iOS

Started

Finished

Played, won a match which probably had bots with mobile data, never played again.
iOS

Started / Finished

28

Finished

Shark Jumper Badge for the best of 2007 quest. Didn't bother doing the harder badges once I realized the game wasn't my style.

Finished

July, 2015

10

Finished

Trying to play this blind on the max difficulty was a mistake. Did one "encounter" clearing a hideout and stopped having fun.

Finished

March, 2015

04

February, 2015

15

-

3h 30m

Started

Finished

First chapter completed. It's implied I tried to play the second one at an unknown date but got bored and dropped it.

-

Started / Finished

November, 2012

November, 2010

25

-

Mad Stacker Badge: Complete the medium set of levels

-

October, 2010

30

-

Started

Burgeoning Bourgeoise Badge: Collect 50 total coins

-

Started

May, 2010

10

Started

Send in the Clones Badge: Create 50 total clones

Started

April, 2010

09

Started

Gravitational Innocence Badge: Complete the first 10 levels
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Par for the Course Badge: Unlock "par" mode by completing level 30

Started

March, 2010

17

-

Started

Finished

"Let's Get This Party Started!" Badge: Unlock a second rider

-

Started / Finished

Started

Running Start Badge: Collect 100 squiggles and pwn 10 spiders

Started

January, 2010

11

Started

Bursting Your Bubble Badge:
Complete the 2 tutorial stages

Started

October, 2009

20

-

Started

Finished

Darwin Award Badge: Earn 50 evolution points in realistic mode
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Apocalyptic Optimist Badge: Infect 2/3 of the world population in realistic mode

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Started / Finished

March, 2009

15

Started

Scrap Metal Badge: Defeat 100 enemies

Started

January, 2009

12

Started

Pants full of Squiggles: finish a level with at least 100 squiggles in your pants.
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Antarctic Assassination Badge: Defeat the evil penguin to put a halt to his sadistic "sleeping in bed" plans

Started

January, 2005