Mortal Strikes Badge:
Slay 30 foes

Bubble Bully Badge: Destroy 100 enemies during a single game

Earned 5000 points

Thumb Tack Badge:
Complete any map on any difficulty

Pants full of Squiggles: finish a level with at least 100 squiggles in your pants.
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Antarctic Assassination Badge: Defeat the evil penguin to put a halt to his sadistic "sleeping in bed" plans

Survived at least 100 seconds.

Kong removed the achievement for 600 seconds... bleh.

Earnt a bronze customer

Hitchhiker Badge:
Visit 30 planets

Musical Multiplication Badge:
Reach a x50 multiplier

Sensing the Beat Badge:
Complete the first 5 levels

OMG! TANGERINES badge:
Dodge 100 tangerines

Band Camper badge:
Rack up 10 awards points

Line Rider Badge:
Bring your "total time" score under 7,000 seconds in "mouse" mode

50% of achievements

First Picks Badge:
Earn 3 award points to unlock your first song

Synergistic Spheres:
Complete level 5

This is all I got... all I got...

5 missions completed. 1 ingame achievement

Roboslayer Badge:
Lay waste to 10 opponents in career mode or challenge mode

Only got as far as level 6, probably
I did try other levels apparently, but still.

Dodgeball badge:
Survive 50 seconds

I think in my later runs over the course of the years I got 199 seconds.

Data Entry Intern badge:
We all had to start somewhere. Complete 5 levels

Endurance Mode cleared

Dodged 50 spikes, hence Ragdoll Initiate on Kongregate

Merry Poppins Badge:
Pop 200 balloons without using unlimited darts mode

Rollin' On Up Badge:
Complete 10 levels normally, and get 5 Ace finishes and 5 Thunder finishes

Defender of Kingdoms badge on Kongregate. Since the game got removed on there I don't know if there was anything else