Breakfast Bits Badge:
Collect 10101010 bits
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Heart of the Problem Badge:
Complete all 17 levels

Got an easy achievement from Kongregate. Probably couldn't beat the harder difficulties

Age of Victory Badge: Defeat your opponent

Pelted Badge: Score 100,000 points during a single game

Species Sampler Badge:
Eat a cruise ship passenger, horse head, and a delicious morsel of orca
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Land Blown Under Badge:
Nuke Sydney
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Shark Fin Soup Revenge Badge:
Score 4 million points

Gravitational Innocence Badge: Complete the first 10 levels
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Par for the Course Badge: Unlock "par" mode by completing level 30

Four-Square Graduate Badge: Complete level 7
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Reached up to level 21

String Theorist Badge:
Unlock 4 new guitars (6 total), then visit your guitar selection area

Lighting the Way Badge: Reach a combo of at least 25

Spark of Life Badge: Reach the final room

"Let's Get This Party Started!" Badge: Unlock a second rider

Running Start Badge: Collect 100 squiggles and pwn 10 spiders

I Love Badge:
Complete all 20 levels

Line Driver badge:
Bring your "total time" score under 1,000 seconds in "mouse" mode

"I Ran So Far Away" Badge:
Complete all 50 levels in adventure mode

Hop, Skip and a Jump Badge:
Complete level 10 on "adventure" mode

No More Hero Badge:
Kill a hero
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Infectonator Badge:
Infect 6,000 people

Bubble Badge:
Kill the biggest, most evil bubble monster of all the land

Enigmata Armada Badge:
Destroy 100 enemies
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Semi-Achiever Badge:
Earn half of the in-game achievements

Bursting Your Bubble Badge:
Complete the 2 tutorial stages

Endless Rage Badge: Only endless rage will bring you to the end

Meaning of Death Badge:
Learn the meaning of life, the universe and everything by killing your way to level 42

Gem Collector Badge:
Collect 100 gems

Badge earned
easy

I Love (completed)
Badge earned
medium

Just Friends with Traffic Badge:
Complete level 10

Medal Meddler Badge:
Earn any 25 in-game medals

Fun and Profit Badge:
Earn $1,000 from a single launch
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Help From My Little Friends Badge:
Hit 5 friendly little helpers during a single launch

Meddling Kids Badge - 15 points: Defeat the captain in the second zone

Dragon's Tale Badge
Complete your dragon's adventurous life