4 - Yahoo! This game is bundles of joy and fun!

7.8 - This game is MUCH too difficult for a soylent drinker like myself. Needed my musclemaxxed brother to help me defeat the final boss because I couldn’t tap fast enough.

8.5 - Yup, this one’s going in the epic collection

8.5 - The pinnacle of Call of Duty. Unfortunately this game features some shitty arms so I have to deduct some points

Taught me to never buy a game from the school book fair again.

0 - This is the shittiest fucking “game” ever conceived of. They developed this fucking abomination of a software in a test tube with all of the select genomes & traits useful in developing the single worst game humanly possible. The destructive toll this malware has burdened humanity with makes the advent of nuclear warfare look like the DVD release of beverly hills chihuahua 3: viva la fiesta.