I double-checked a YouTube let’s play video as to the progress I made, after getting through about three dungeons out of a total of seven to nine or so dungeons in all. Out of that three hour or so video, only twenty minutes had passed up to where I left off! And I had spent hours just getting there! And that video was a SPEEDRUN! Fuck man, I don’t have time for this! I guess it’s on my ass, though. I remember seeing an old game magazine ad for this, that humorously suggests that if you play this game it will rip van winkle your ass into an old man and then a skeleton holding a controller before you know it, and here I was thinking the ad was fucking around

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