Not as good as shadowgate but dare I say quite a bit funnier? The game for once actually throws you a bone and tells you that doing a certain action will definitely get you killed. You don’t want to go down that hole, it says, there’s a spider down there and it’s bigger than a breadbox. You have to willingly choose it three or so times before the game finally gives up and lets you go down the hole, and then the game text is like “well what do you know, a giant spider. Fuck me though, right?”

And let’s not forget “most people die first and THEN go into a coffin.” And I mean, yeah, he has a point there, idiot. The narrator has really had it up to here with your bullshit. But you know, yeah, by all means, have fun being locked in that coffin dumdum