A game that absolutely excels in just about all departments . . . except the gameplay.

The music is charming as hell, the art style is fantastic, the sound effects are nice and punchy, the voice-acting is good with great commentary by Proops and Dimaggio, and it bares a lengthy campaign full of incredibly unique bosses! Too bad playing this game is not fun at all.

The arcade style scoring system is a nice little idea, but they do almost nothing with it, I can only sign post + trashcan + dumpster toss a single enemy so many times. It's such a weird, ham-handed way to add some sort of "style" to this rough hack-n-slash. I occasionally try to go back to this game to see if it's better than I remember, and am reminded the harsh reality every time I try. Why_are_you_booing_Im_right.jpg