Hope whoever designed Express Train to Hell wakes up without dominant hands. Whatever brain circuitry is in your non-dominant hand, I hope it clones to the other one. Eating cereal's harder, you brush your teeth and you go into your nose, I hope that happens to you.
Sincerely,
some very unlucky dude who's had to struggle with that thing flying across his screen since Day 15
Sincerely,
some very unlucky dude who's had to struggle with that thing flying across his screen since Day 15