A free to play browser game disguised as a fun little indie project someone just "accidentally a develop" , but in reality is intricately designed to be as addicting as possible despite there being literally 0 point or goal, not even in a meta sense. I saw a handful of review that sums it up the best, "Addictive.", "pfff Needs more gun upgrades." and "can you make more games like this".
Progress Quest but without the iconic legacy Windows GUI.
Cow Clicker but on one derivative, stupid premise lacking wry wit.
To call it shallow would be to praise even the thinnest puddle.
Vile, unadulterated dreck. This slot machine designer's glittered up swirling turd being lined up alongside the likes of "Fatale" and "Every day the same dream" in running for Best Indie 2009 is truly disgusting and demonic. Video games are better than this. I deserve better content than what this soulless, childish heap of Idea. Not even multiple, but one, because that's all there is to it.
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I've been informed that I have "missed the point" of the game, it's not that you just mash WASD pointlessly, you can also tick some options menu boxes between runs before pressing continue to go back to mindlessly mashing WASD.
Progress Quest but without the iconic legacy Windows GUI.
Cow Clicker but on one derivative, stupid premise lacking wry wit.
To call it shallow would be to praise even the thinnest puddle.
Vile, unadulterated dreck. This slot machine designer's glittered up swirling turd being lined up alongside the likes of "Fatale" and "Every day the same dream" in running for Best Indie 2009 is truly disgusting and demonic. Video games are better than this. I deserve better content than what this soulless, childish heap of Idea. Not even multiple, but one, because that's all there is to it.
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I've been informed that I have "missed the point" of the game, it's not that you just mash WASD pointlessly, you can also tick some options menu boxes between runs before pressing continue to go back to mindlessly mashing WASD.