Hyperboreal
2020
If you're willing to stomach a creepy biopunk guro woman fetish (no pornography though,) you'll actually find a really cool game underneath!
1988
Thinking Rabbit? More like STINKING Rabbit. This is just an overcomplicated Castlevania knockoff!
2014
Wrack stumbled at the starting line so that Ultrakill could walk
A game like this had to happen eventually just to get the bad ideas out. Still can't believe Jumping Tank ripped this off
MR. HAWKMAN, THE PHYSICS DO NOTHING. I DIE BLEEDING AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OPENSEZME RAIL.
2012
Spec Ops: The Line with less gameplay and more twee Tim Burton worship. Bite me.
2011
Johnny Test does nothing obscenely bad, but is guilty of being a boring platformer with little substance
2008
Yeah yeah we know funnee meme best anime masterpiece game. We all had a good laugh, but I did not expect Cory in the House to be so ambitious. Anyone with a room temperature IQ could have just cobbled together a rudimentary platformer, but Handheld Games tried to do something other Disney sitcom games weren't: it had stealth, rhythm gaming and minigames, some of which even utilize above average 3D graphics. Does this make it worth playing? Hell no, the game stinks on ice, but you have to give marks for effort
2017
It sure was
" No you don't get it, my game sucks for the irony"
1985
Still would rather play this than watch any YouTube videos by "The Act Man"
Nyet
2016
I remember precisely 2 things about this game. First, the music was brickwalled and obnoxious. Second, game ended on a cliffhanger that was resolved in a delisted iPhone exclusive game
2015
The monetization system in this game might be the single most evil thing that Nintendo's ever done.
Love how in this game called The Lion King you never get to the part where your character becomes the Lion King. That's what we call Lyin', king