The only good MOBA.
I swear I'm not only saying that because it's the only one I'm decent at.

what if we made a beat-em-up game with terrible combat?

It's neat! but now it costs money.

play a phone game on the computer! revolutionary!

A fun & casual tower defence game with a good amount of depth & variety to it.
Get it during a sale, otherwise you’re paying a bit too much for a good phone game.

Like a shitty rollercoaster, it was kind of fun but ultimately just made me naseous.

A super solid bullet hell (heaven?) game.

Plays like vampire survivors, but focuses more on "stacking" weapons & items. Has a level based-trait system that makes it super replayable - also has bosses and a story!

Visuals are awesome, super charming and very unique - almost like a playable windows screen-saver but... well... a lot more substantial than that.

Music is awesome too, fits super well with the gameplay and visuals.

It doesn't have as many weapons, stages, characters, etc. as Vampire Survivors does, but what is there is more polished. It's like comparing a 5 lbs bag of lays to a gourmet bag of the finest chips, with potatoes sourced from the mountaintops of Colombia... And who knows? It might get updates with even more content after this review is posted!

If you like games like Vampire Survivors, bullet-hells & roguelikes then give this a shot! It's only 5 BUCKS!!!

Minecraft S.T.A.L.K.E.R World of Warcraft babies time.

2011

what's the most important aspect of any game? BEING ABLE TO FUCKIN' PLAY IT!!!

this game broke when i tried to open a door. but it's still half-life...

I don't know what Valve was thinking.