In all honesty, it's hard to really hate the game despite all the numerous flaws: the AI is stupid, the graphics look terrible, the overall design makes no sense, it's easy as hell, yet I can't say I wasn't having a good time playing it. Rather, I had a fun time not taking it seriously and nearly mastering it despite only barely understanding what was going on or why.

It's not a game I'll ever play again, or, if I do, it'll be in a completely mocking fashion, but I don't hate how objectively bad it is.