"buT whAT IF CUTE gAMe wAS SpOOkY???' give me a break, this is lazy. I read the Animal Crossing thread on LP Archive/Something Awful and it gave me more of an experience than this ever did.

https://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/

I mean its still elements of 'I am twelve and this is sp00ky' but its a better use of your time than this.