I had so much fun w/ the coop this afternoon Streets 4 feels like a new favorite. Shit I even think it’s more fun than Ninja Turtles now. A startling revelation that what started this scribe!

Unlockables and Post-game really click for me. Everytime you beat a level you’re earning points to unlock more characters. I don’t have em all yet, but the roster IS. PHAT. Totally trumps turtles (DLC pending).

Btw, There’s a cheat code to play as a god damn Kangaroo. Nobody does that anymore. This game fucks

The story mode is voiceless with “motion comic” kinda cutscenes, and that Opening crawl of exposition just like the Ol’ Genesis game.

If I were old enough to be a proper SegaHead, I’d probably appreciate that reserved presentation more; it’s equal parts retro and indie. But I think they should either go even lower like everyone else or get big next time cuz all those cutscenes are quiet and empty. There’s hardly any action in em! mostly introductions and defeated bosses giving directions. Boring! A few nice drawings and neat dialogue would be faster.

This game is the craziest shit ever! Sega should’ve paid for some animated cutscenes or at least some voice acting.

But that’s all to say that this game is my shit now. I want to main all the characters and beat the bosses on hard and super hard and fuck you hard and she ain’t never had it this hard and Dante Must Dante, etc.

Reviewed on Jul 15, 2023


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