I played this game once and it took me less than 10 minutes to break it.

I unknowingly started my quest for breakage by trying to punch the baby, and through this I accidentally gained the knowledge that you can teleport out of the house before the Vault-Tec rep shows up. I went about exploring the world and realized that getting past a certain point triggers the nukes to go off and kill you. You can't enter the vault early either, the elevator doesn't work.

I was determined, though. I would not let these digital shackles bind me, and so I set out on a journey to find a way out of bounds without triggering the nuke, and it only took me like 2 minutes to find it! If you go down the river path at the bottom of the hill on the way to the vault, you can reach the edge of the prologue map and then lean over to fall off the edge into a pool of water. From there you can freely teleport as you observe the wonderful sights and scenery of this new dimension you are now probably trapped in forever, or maybe not, I dunno. I haven't touched the game since then so maybe there's more out on the horizon, and maybe one day I'll pick it back up and go exploring again but it was fun to do this little discovery.

It just works/10!

P.S. If there is any chance that Todd or any Bethesda employee is reading this, would like to let you know that I do work in QA and I'd be interested in joining you for the right price wink wink

Reviewed on Oct 20, 2023


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