Was pestering MagneticBurn and XenonNV to play Shadow of the Beast because it is just so fucking infernal and they said they would if I beat this first. Have you ever wanted to play Forgotten Worlds again for some godforsaken reason but wished it looked and sounded horribly ugly? Well here's Gadget Twins to scratch that itch for you. I hope you like having abysmal range and no i-frames as well. I'm kind of shocked this is even licensed, because the bootleg stench around it is stronger than anything the game itself actually has to offer. The way it looks in particular makes you wonder if the art director for this game was 7 years old. It isn't even funny anymore after the first level, everything that remains just makes you feel hollow.

I suppose at the end of the day it isn't worse than Shadow of the Beast, but that's apples to oranges honestly. If you dumped the apples and oranges in a mixture of shit and cement and fire. Whatever the case, if those two don't make good on their end of the deal I will not be very pleased