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This game is ridiculously enjoyable, but not enough to make it a good game. The Story is that you play a zombie killing cheerleader , who goes around saving people from a zombie apocalypse that came out of nowhere, yet they treat it like it was always there, and it is clearly made to appeal to people with sexual desires, there are innuendos everywhere, there is a lot of ridiculousness in this tale, like how when her boyfriend gets bitten on his arm, because she didn't do anything when he was attacked, and saves him by cutting her head off instead off cutting off his arm, like everyone else would, and using magic to keep his head alive, the zombies in this world also talk, which would be interesting if they said and did stuff related to sex, and they do say stuff like that, yet when they go to their prey, they don't do anything sexual, they simply try to kill them like any other zombie, running the point of adding the zombie appeal to the theme of the game, and worst of all are the endings, you will suddenly get an ending where you all get killed by your mother who is now a zombie, even though the father would sacrifice his life to protect them all, it's so out of nowhere, and the way you get the good ending where your mom isn't a zombie is garbage, you have to save every single student, despite the fact that it has nothing to do with her, and it is one of the most dumbest good endings ever because of it. The Characters are nothing other than stereotypes, and many of them have awful voice acting, and the dialogue never rises above generic. The Graphics are good, and are good enough to make the female characters appealing to look at. The Gameplay has you cut zombies up, upgrading your skills to it, and saving students, which is fun for a while, but can get old when there is nothing intriguing that happens around it, other problems I noticed was when you save one of the students in the beginning, they walk towards the zombies direction while trying to fight them off, the cops have awful aiming, to the point where they end up dying from it, and don't walk away from them to survive, Juliet didn't warn the pilot of the zombies that they are bringing up, pointless QTE events when Nick's head possesses a body, auto aim doesn't exist, mini sports games aren't any fun with bad aim, and baseball not following the rules of the official game at all. The Music is great, they use famous tracks and they are great, so that adds to the fun. Lollipop Chainsaw has much teen fueled fun, but fails to go all out, and only goes home to make it in my good books.

Reviewed on Nov 06, 2023


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