Why the FUCK would you make this

Platform through level designs more basic than actual street geometry. Do that for one minute, then play the shittiest ass minigame you've ever seen. Repeat for 90 MINUTES then- why are the developer's names scrolling on my screen

Drive the slowest tank ever constructed until OH NO, A MINE IS BLOCKING YOUR PATH... so you safely shoot the mine from 700 miles away, then very very slowly continue until another mine appears and... exists, menacingly. Sometimes you'll have to RICOCHET A SHOT AROUND A CORNER HOLY SHIT, like just kinda shoot a shot, see if that bounces the right way, no it didn't, okay so I'll turn slightly more left, shoot, nope not quite, little more left, yeah that got it... YOOOOOO HOLY FU

FLAPPY BIRD. Literally just Flappy Bird but if it took place in the GRAND CANYON, it's harder to HIT the environments than miss them this is a fucking open world

Tap A. Just tap A a bunch of times, then a few more times... YOU DID IT HOLY FUCK WOOOOOOO

You have to play every minigame like three times. Don't even play them once.