essentially toonboom shortcuts and mr. zato negative edge guilty gear are the same thing i will die on this hill

ok wait no; playing zato is actually more like the beautiful clicking into place that occurs when you have a solid amount of knowledge about like maybe 10 nodes, and use like 20 keyboard shortcuts regularly, and you finally open your internet browser to be met with the beautiful precipice that is the toonboom documentation, overflowing with the possibility of different alternate futures where you can reassign any keybind at will, and you daydream about using your playstation controller to apply gaussian blur to a composite for no reason other than because it’s possible, only to be met with the crushing reality that perhaps you aren’t as good at playing zato with only the shoulder buttons and you don’t even have time to be writing a thesis on the relationship between properly timing an aerial invite hell and comboing M/Enter/Enter/controlorcommandA/selectpurple to generate your automatte because they’ve already totsugeki’d you into oblivion and your final is due on wednesday

(this review has been adapted from a twitter thread I've been furiously typing up for the past 20 minutes that you can hopefully, in the distant future, still access here: https://twitter.com/mulletprrince/status/1602366999497248768?s=20&t=EkWMCwGgm4TFSGE8RKDjQA

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Reviewed on Dec 12, 2022


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