Paper Mario fans when they hate fun and whimsy:

why the fuck can't i skip the cutscenes in this version

But um, look guys look, it's one of my greatest achievement, Wario Land 4 on the Game Boy Advance, HAHAHA

This one deserved the remake more than Bowser's Inside Story. Them refusing to remake this game is the real reason AlphaDream went bankrupt

This is the most "eh" video game ever created

Without the Werehog stages (or if they were a lot better) this would be an instant 5 stars.