There are so many things going wrong at any given time while playing this that I don't know where to even begin. I'm not seizure-prone, but my eyes after 10 minutes needed a break cuz there was so much pain. I had to grab eye-drops and had to wait for a minute for it to stop hurting. There's certainly things here that can give people seizures though, with the bosses taking damage eliciting a red screen flash every time.

The game's a mess even without that, with several enemies with the most unpolished shit spawns and RIDICULOUS sprite flickering. There's always too many bullets for the NES to generate, as it feels like bullets will outright despawn when the game flickers or if you're unlucky, they didn't despawn and they just went invisible before hitting you.

The absolute bottom of the barrel shmup. The ground floor by which we'll all learn never ever to touch this shit.

Reviewed on Jan 19, 2021


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