This game is unimaginably horrible and it's baffling it's the hill so many are willing to die on. There is no enemy variety, which is for sure a good idea for a modern open world game. There is no spell variety either (26), which again certainly was a great idea for a modern rpg based solely around it's magic set at a magic school, but hey Harry Potter has always had a terrible magic system so ¯\(ツ)/¯. For reference Final Fantasy (1987 NES) has triple as many spells (60), and Skyrim a more modern open world game for comparison has over 100 AND both those games have multiple combat classes besides magic. The game will let you use the "unforgivable curses" but it has no morality system to give any meaningful consequences to your actions because according to the devs it would be "too judgmental on the game maker's part". The world is empty, which is always a problem with open world games (not remotely a fan of the genre tbh) and every door is a loading screen. The game is also a buggy mess and anyone saying otherwise is just lying, the game literally has Denuvo lmao. But none of this is surprising, ignoring the original author for a moment, every trailer made it look lackluster and it's made by the developers infamous for Disney tie-in shovelware.

And now for the elephant in the room... The game doubles down on all the racism and antisemitism of its source material, anyone saying Terfling had nothing to do with this game is bending the truth. The official Q&A for the game on their site says they worked closely with her team so it perfectly fits her world, and that it does a little too perfectly. The main premise is squashing a goblin rebellion riddled with antisemitism. The goblin rebellions are not new to the franchise, they are a thing mentioned in the books and expanded material as something the students learn in history class. And what were all the rebellions about? The lack or basic rights like using wands, and checks notes wizards attempting to enslave them "as house elves" but we’re supposed to believe they’re still the villains throughout the franchise?
Which brings us to the next topic, the house elves... As in the source material Hogwarts is run by slave labor and the franchise doesn't want us to look deeper into what that means, waving it off with "well they like it". But if wizards can attempt to enslave goblins as “house elves” what does that actually mean, what exactly is a “house elf” and why doesn’t the series creator want us to examine it? The head house elf at Hogwarts becomes a companion, so you don't actually get to own a slave but you still get one by proxy. The game also lets you decorate the Room of Requirement with mounted house elf heads, with how controversial this aspect of the books has always been idk who on the dev team didn’t think “maybe we shouldn’t keep the mounted head of a sapient creature decoration item”. Again none of this is surprising given the source material where they decorate houses with elf heads and the kids put little hats on during christmas, oh isn’t it so cute and whimsical? And the fact that one of the lead devs was a gamer gate youtuber (them stepping down was never going to divorce the game from these elements). The game is also a prequel set in the 1800s so it can't actually effectively deconstruct the issues with the source material, the goblins are still the anti-semetic bankers, the house elves are still slaves, and the ("good") wizards are still the good guys that have every right to oppress them. Just like Terflings own politics and the politics of the source material the game's message is about preserving the status quo, nothing meaningful can change and it shouldn’t cause we have a continuity to uphold damnit!
The game also throws in the series "first trans character" who they named "Sirona Ryan", this is a name of a Celtic goddess (as many people will point out in an attempt to ignore criticism, despite the origin not being the issue with the name) but just like "Cho Chang", "Anthony Goldstein" and "Kingsley Shacklebolt" it's certainly a choice out of all the Irish names to deliberately use that one for your first trans women. Sirona was also very obviously thrown in last minute in an attempt to save face and say the game was divorced from Terflings and her raging transphobia, but as you can see the game is quite the opposite.
But you know despite all that 9/10 IGN-ostalgia am I right!

In conclusion this game is truly the “Legacy” of this franchise and I can see why fans say “this is everything I ever wanted in a Harry Potter game” because this is all the franchise really truly is. I certainly hope everyone who bought the deluxe edition for the sole reason to spite a minority the author is actively harming daily love their overpriced shovelware and fuck off. Remember yall were the same people in the 90s who hated and wanted to boycott the books for being “satanic” and "progressive". (spoiler alert they never were)

And for anyone who can’t let go of the franchise because of “childhood” and cause “it’s so magical”, let me recommend “Earthsea” by Ursula K. Le Guin, “Discworld” by Terry Pratchett, and “Percy Jackson” by Rick Riordian. None of those series are perfect and have their fair share of problems, but they were written by authors who actually cared, who actually took criticism and grew from it. You can let go and grow too.

Reviewed on Feb 10, 2023


23 Comments


1 year ago

i would rather live my life ignoring this series and knowing nothing about it but its so amazingly baffling how people treat the incredibly basic concepts the books present as something revolutionary and formative. i cant take it anymore, everything that isnt bigotry are just normal, boring concepts that have been around for forever except somehow worse because the person who made it is deeply british. ursula le guin truly wrote the most philosophical narrative utilizing magic and has some of the most amazing, subtle worldbuilding ive ever seen in a set of novels, with an incredibly diverse cast just filled to the brim with a love for humanity despite the fact that it was made in 1950 (i think) and its completely overshadowed by a book called. hairy potter.
this is a wonderful review and i wish more people understood the real life harm this series causes like you do. that last line, you seem to have a lot of hope for people. but i think if a hp fan tried to read a different book for once in their lives their brain would detonate lol.

1 year ago

I wanted to focus on the aspects of the game (that is shares with the novels) since it's a review of the game but I could go on with all the writing issues in the books (thankfully multiple video essays exist specifically for these topics), But you are completely right, nothing in the books is uniquely original, which wouldn't be an issue by itself but she does nothing special with these generic ideas and yet it viewed as some "greatest writer of our time". There are so many great writers and stories out there. Neil Gaiman (close friend of Terry Pratchetts and co-wrote a few books) I think is another good example, some of his older comics while progressive and pro-trans at the time haven't aged well and still ended in the characters death. Instead of doubling down on this he acknowledge his mistakes and used the tv adaption to iron out things he probably wasn't thinking about 30 years ago. In the 39th Discworld book Terry Pratchetts specifically does a good deconstruction of the goblins/house elves in Harry Potter. Ursula K. Le Guin once said "When so many adult critics were carrying on about the "incredible originality" of the first Harry Potter book, I read it to find out what the fuss was about, and remained somewhat puzzled; it seemed a lively kid's fantasy crossed with a "school novel", good fare for its age group, but stylistically ordinary, imaginatively derivative, and ethically rather mean-spirited."
I'm going to be completely honest, I don't have much hope for people who are still HP fans and also think they can ignore her influence and still be allies. And I don't really expect my random review on this site is really going to sway anyones opinions. But I wanted to end on a happy note because the whole thing is such a mess.

1 year ago

oh...yeah i forgot this was for a video game oops. to be fair to me though i live in a house with 2 women that constantly watch hairy potter movies on repeat so i'll take any chance to express my anger towards it. i had no idea what this was before this review and for a second i thought it was elden ring... why would anyone play this over elden ring.

i also appreciate your literary knowledge, its a nice thing to see nowadays (: . i love that le guin quote so much, i wish i could articulate words as well as her.. i should get around to reading the left hand of darkness sometime. but yes if anything im grateful that this series lets me know who to stay away from without much hassle. props to you for trying to end on a happy note, i wouldnt have the tolerance to bring it around like that lol

1 year ago

great review Ty!

1 year ago

On that same topic of finding magical book replacements with wizards, I HIGHLY recommend Legendborn by Tracy Deonn. It's become my favorite book since a few months ago >_<

1 year ago

Oh I think I heard about that one not too long ago!

1 year ago

based

1 year ago

SPEAK ON IT 🗣️

1 year ago

i just can't get over sirona ryan, it's like everyone involved in harry potter is doing some kind of fucking south park bit where they have to find the MOST offensive possible name for any given character. like it's unreal that rowling just consistently gives characters THE most bigoted possible names short of just using slurs to refer to them

1 year ago

I was going to try and use this site without giving an once of attention to this terrible game and the inevitable shitstorm that was gonna happen on it's page, but then I would've missed your write up.

Good stuff.

1 year ago

A really excellent write-up on this mess of a game. Truly wild how many people are willing to go fully mask off for such a weak and shallow open-world experience just to, I don't know, own a marginalized community.

1 year ago

Excellent write-up. I grew up reading the Harry Potter books. I remember getting up to the fourth one back in the day and thinking "this is boring" and deciding to put it down and play Sonic 2 instead. Never picked it up again. Thank god for that.

I appreciate you pointing out the bigotry that is worked into the narrative of these stories as well. I was either totally unaware of or had completely forgotten about using house elf heads as decoration which is just... christ. Christ.

1 year ago

MFs willing to die on the hill for a 2/10 ass game

1 year ago

@Weatherby The house elf heads are first mentioned in the 5th book, so you got out right before that lol.
"a great Christmas tree, obtained by Mundungus and decorated with live fairies, blocked Sirius’s family tree from view; and even the stuffed elf heads on the hall wall wore Father Christmas hats and beards." - Chapter 23, Order of the Phoenix

1 year ago

lmao what the actual fuck
thank you for explaining what you didn't like or did like about the game and everything else as well

still waiting for a positive review that goes into detail about what they liked instead of some misguided owning, maybe we'll get one eventually

read Witch Hat Atelier

1 year ago

Witch Hat Atelier does indeed slap.

1 year ago

I love game reviews that are 5% about the game 95% someone self-righteously grandstanding for all to see.
This site is a joke.

1 year ago

@Tuck lol and there's the first one lol. The majority of this is about the games story and comparing it to the source material but ok lol
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1 year ago

it seems i spoke too soon on the other post lmaoo

1 year ago

This reads like a bad copypasta.

1 year ago

@EmperorKaido or maybe you didn't pay attention to the story of the books or game.

1 year ago

discworld rules so hard

1 year ago

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