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This is one of those games that makes a game reviewer do that bit where they say "not this one, anything but this" and their evil doppelganger ties them to a chair and makes them play it while the
doppelganger fucks their wife or something

Even in here i get cockblocked wtf

Greatest second monitor content of all time.

I never realized just how much i wanted to be a young asian man persuing a romance with an african-american woman before i played this game.

I have no clue if this is still the last bastion of our culture war or if it’s too woke now so I’m giving it a 5/10 to average those two possibilities out

I spent a lot of time playing this, so I don't feel like spending a lot of time writing about it lol.


Touhou if Zun locked the fuck in

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This was a Stranger of Paradise prequel the whole time???

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My health coach: Stop smoking with Alan Carr is a DS game about smoking.
it isn't what i originally thought it would be. i thought it would be a book, but it isn't. It's a minigame set. The thing that makes it stand out is that it is themed to stopping your smoking habit.
It's not very good... I reckon because i don't smoke, i don't really get a kick out of it. I know people who smoke, but they still wouldn't use it.
Meh. I think it should've been a book

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