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MisterPlatinumb reviewed Chicken Police
Is it weird that I feel like a game that traffics in supermodel bodies with animal heads should have been ... weirder?

Furry noir? More like noir thank you. (I'll see myself out.)

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MisterPlatinumb is now playing Grindstone

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MisterPlatinumb reviewed Blacktail
A dreamy, atmospheric fairy tale of a game. Good, restrained voice work from Valerie Rose Lohman (What Remains of Edith Finch) and Avalon Penrose (Hades) kept me drawn to the protagonist even when the story slips a little too far into the cryptic. The combat and RPG elements are fairly rudimentary, but a really solid first effort from an infant studio.

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MisterPlatinumb reviewed Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown
Top Tier Metroidvania. Flashy combat and some of the best, most dynamic movement in the 2D space. By the end of the game it was just fun to dash and dive and sling yourself all over the game world. Major props for an elegant solution to mapping dead-ends and places to return to after upgrades.

The story has gravity and weight, and the performances lean serious instead of the typical quippy, carefree protagonist. Didn't expect such an emotional wallop from this game, but it delivered beautifully.

There's still a lot of backtracking and a ton of items and upgrades to be found, but I'm not gonna fault a game for having the same achilles heel as every other game in the genre.

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MisterPlatinumb played Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown
Top Tier Metroidvania. Flashy combat and some of the best, most dynamic movement in the 2D space. By the end of the game it was just fun to dash and dive and sling yourself all over the game world. Major props for an elegant solution to mapping dead-ends and places to return to after upgrades.

The story has gravity and weight, and the performances lean serious instead of the typical quippy, carefree protagonist. Didn't expect such an emotional wallop from this game, but it delivered beautifully.

There's still a lot of backtracking and a ton of items and upgrades to be found, but I'm not gonna fault a game for having the same achilles heel as every other game in the genre.

1 month ago



MisterPlatinumb reviewed Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown
Top Tier Metroidvania. Flashy combat and some of the best, most dynamic movement in the 2D space. By the end of the game it was just fun to dash and dive and sling yourself all over the game world. Major props for an elegant solution to mapping dead-ends and places to return to after upgrades.

The story has gravity and weight, and the performances lean serious instead of the typical quippy, carefree protagonist. Didn't expect such an emotional wallop from this game, but it delivered beautifully.

There's still a lot of backtracking and a ton of items and upgrades to be found, but I'm not gonna fault a game for having the same Achilles heel as every other game in the genre.

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MisterPlatinumb reviewed Assassin's Creed Mirage
Excited by the chance to go back to the stealthy roots of the franchise after Ubisoft had multiple years to iron out the kinks of the old style, I instead found that not only has zero progress been made on the fluidity of movement in AC, but several aspects have gotten worse. Civilians panic at the slightest mouse fart, making the majority of your tools good for a single kill before bedlam erupts. And the number of times I've had to spin in a circle because I snagged on a 3-foot wall was far higher than I ever remember in previous titles. Bit of a heartbreaking disappointment, this one.

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